Having Internet at Home is Dangerous

For the last year and a half, my various living quarters have been internet-free, thus limiting my online life in a healthy way. This all changed, as we’ve just installed hi-speed in the depa. I am now able to be online ALL THE TIME. For those of you who don’t have internet, I highly recommend it.

One thing having internet begets, besides a shorter attention span and a less intellectual life, is the capability to blog in bed. This, too, is highly recommended. This indicates that my web log, as it were, is about to go from a well-though out work of art to yet another psychotically frequently updated bitchfest.

On that note, I should mention that my normally 23 minute commute took me 1 hour and 45 minutes this evening due to:

  • An apocalyptic rainstorm
  • A 50 minute wait in one metro station
  • A train ramming my train from behind in Centro Medico
  • A power outage as a result of said crash
  • A 20 minute walk at 11 pm as no taxis were available

It also involved:

  • Two Bubulubus consumed before dinner during said wait
  • A lot of whistling from passengers, as that clearly helps the train move
  • A stranger’s erection constantly bumping me

True Life: I’m an English Teacher? You think you know, but you have no idea. Until I choke on my coffee tomorrow, good night.


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