Oh, Captain! My Captain!

I should take a moment to mention the bus itself, the tragicomic Pequod in my quest for nationalism and a cheap ride. When we were about to board the bus at the Port Authority, our first driver delivered an ominous message: “When I saw this bus I thought they was playing an April Fool’s joke…

Twist and Yelp! Yeah, Baby: Sex in the Internet Age

(NB: This is the last sucio blog ever. I need to broaden my horizons.) I would like to expand upon my post from yesterday regarding Yelp! I didn’t mean to insinuate that the exchange of information is a negative thing. Rather, as a writing student, I’m definitely all about transmission of words and opinions. I…

Having Internet at Home is Dangerous

For the last year and a half, my various living quarters have been internet-free, thus limiting my online life in a healthy way. This all changed, as we’ve just installed hi-speed in the depa. I am now able to be online ALL THE TIME. For those of you who don’t have internet, I highly recommend…

The Engagement Blowjob

I’m on vacation! (Again? Yes. Envy me.) This recent wave of tranquility has made me realize that I’ve been so busy criticizing my fellow Americans, tearing up Mexicans’ poor sense of style (Converse in the Angelopolis Luxury Hall: need I say more?), and waxing poetic about my novio that I’ve forgotten to write about my…