I’ve Got the Golden Ticket…Now What?

There's always something jolting about stumbling upon memorabilia from a past relationship, no matter how ill-fated an affair it may have been. Cleaning the fridge and finding the bottle of Moet you'd bought for the never-attained two-year anniversary; going through stacks of papers and seeing a business card from the bar where you had your... Continue Reading →


A Wrinkle in Time: Break-Up Special

Before I begin, let my just say that the Now-Ex-BF wrote a blog which is a better ode to the tumultuous glorious explosion that is our relationship than I could ever dream of writing: http://ragnarocknrolla.wordpress.com/2012/04/16/the-4-letter-called-l-o-v-e/ So as not to be redundant, here's MY version. On Sunday morning, 11:30 am-ish (EST), my now officially ex-boyfriend and... Continue Reading →

Catch Up #1: The Final Countdown

After returning from Veracruz, I had 4.5 days left in Mexico, and a couple thousand pesos. The wise thing to do would have been to live as frugally as possible, convert the pesos into dollars, and save myself the awful situation of having to lock myself in my house until I start working on Easter... Continue Reading →

Update: Happy New Year!

At last write-in, I was over-tired in the Detroit airport after a night lying terrified on a yoga mat while a definite child molester cleaned the floor around my head seventeen times with a linoleum Zamboni. I was in NY for three weeks, two of them accompanied with the BF, with whom I ravaged NYC... Continue Reading →

One-Track Mind (Last Time, I Swear)

The last few weeks have been devoted to figuring out, What's the issue? My job? The country? Homesickness? Cash flow problems? MY "IN-LAWS"? The Virgin of Guadalupe BS? My semi-long-distance relationship? My inability to eat vegetables or exercise or stop smoking? Yes, it's been a psycho-emotioneo-spiritu-ofessional trajectory this here disturbingly warm November. With the long... Continue Reading →

BF Guest Blog: Mutual Interests

If you're lucky, after a relationship's rocky period comes the storm after the calm after the storm. You have retarded quantities of sex because you remember why you fell in lust love in the first place. You realize you'd become lax and that nights of beer and movies, though enjoyable, are not the building blocks of true... Continue Reading →

On the Subject of Danger

A couple of weeks ago here in the capital, we were having our monthly fight, which usually falls on or around the time that another 30-31 days of being in a committed relationship has gone by. Unlike the entirety of this country and possible the world entire, I think that committed relationships are irksome, and... Continue Reading →

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