A Wrinkle in Time: Break-Up Special

Before I begin, let my just say that the Now-Ex-BF wrote a blog which is a better ode to the tumultuous glorious explosion that is our relationship than I could ever dream of writing: http://ragnarocknrolla.wordpress.com/2012/04/16/the-4-letter-called-l-o-v-e/ So as not to be redundant, here's MY version. On Sunday morning, 11:30 am-ish (EST), my now officially ex-boyfriend and... Continue Reading →


In Which I Forget New York is Superior to EVERYwhere

When the plane touched town in Aeropuerto Benito Juarez last Saturday, that familiar sensation that accompanies anyone traveling ran through my body like the orgasm I did not have in the plane bathroom (Mile High Club attempt THWARTED by the fact that I slept through the entire flight! Thwarted! Angry!). It's that shimmery shudder of... Continue Reading →

Just Another Fucked-Up Friday

So now that my romantic life is back on track, at least for the next hour or until another slutty bitch writes something salacious and suggestive on his wall and I have a jealousy crisis that turns out to be reasonable (yes, writing drunk, and nope, still not over it), I have plenty of time... Continue Reading →

Breakup Special Part I: Objective Facts

After four months of being in a relationship with a certain Veracruzano, I went on a nearly month-long jaunt around the Carribean - Mexico and Belize. The future of said relationship was at this point in time, uncertain. Though the love was indeed there, the future was completely up in the air. I was to... Continue Reading →

Mi Querida: Vete a la Verga

Living in a different country means you're exposed to cultural differences. In Mexico, for example, eyes are not just for putting behind sunglasses and making a connection with a hot ass but for human consumption. Lateness is not shunned but welcomed. Clipping your nails on the street it not a disgusting breach of human decency... Continue Reading →

Bicentenario + 1: Part I

So for anyone who still doesn't get it, the true Mexican independence day is the 15th of September at 00:00, meaning that the 16th is the holiday. Though I spent my bridge (puente a.k.a. vacation a.k.a. the funniest translation mistake my students have ever heard judging by last week's commentary) in Guanajuato with the BF,... Continue Reading →

A Quick Card In Favor of Cunnilingus

Everyone loves eating out. Restaurants are scientifically proven to produce better food than that which is churned out in your own personal kitchen. I am no exception. Ever since I started making money, I've generally spent it in eateries, delicatessens, candy stores, cafes, and Whole Foods. When I got older, the cash started going to... Continue Reading →

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